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E\u015fti be\u0163iv atunci c\u00eend:
1. Ai discu\u0163ii \u00een contradictoriu cu obiectele din jur \u015fi mai \u015fi pierzi.
2. Trebuie s\u0103 te \u0163ii de asfalt ca s\u0103 nu cazi de pe trotuar.
3. Serviciul te \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 bei destul.
4. Doctorul tau g\u0103se\u015fte s\u00eenge \u00een alcool la analize.
5. Scaunul de la WC se love\u015fte repetat \u015fi cu \u00eenver\u015funare de capul t\u0103u.<\/a>
6. Ajungi s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 alcoolul e una dintre grupele de alimente.
7. 24 de ore pe zi, 24 de beri \u00eentr-o lad\u0103 – coinciden\u0163\u0103? S-o crezi tu!
8. Dou\u0103 m\u00eeini \u015fi doar o gur\u0103 – asta chiar c\u0103 e o problem\u0103 cu b\u0103utura.
9. Vezi mai bine dac\u0103 \u0163ii un ochi \u00eenchis.
10. Nenorocita aia de parcare s-a mutat mai \u00eencolo c\u00eet erai tu \u00een c\u00eercium\u0103.
11. Cazi de pe podea.
12. Pe b\u0103ie\u0163ii t\u0103i \u00eei cheam\u0103 Tuborg \u015fi Heineken.
13. Auzi, \u015ftii ce, d\u0103-o-ncolo de mas\u0103 de sear\u0103, 5 beri fac c\u00eet o friptur\u0103 cu cartofi pr\u0103ji\u0163i.
14. \u0162\u00een\u0163arii \u00eencep s\u0103 zboare aiurea dup\u0103 ce te-n\u0163eap\u0103 pe tine.
15. Te treze\u015fti \u00een dormitor, chilo\u0163ii s\u00eent \u00een baie, adormi \u00eembr\u0103cat\u2026
16. Toat\u0103 c\u00eerciuma te salut\u0103 c\u00eend intri \u00een\u0103untru.
17. Ai impresia c\u0103 cele patru grupe de alimente s\u00eent cofeina, nicotina, alcoolul \u015fi femeile.
18. Pisica vecinului devine tot mai apetisant\u0103, pe zi ce trece.
19. Zoe Petre arat\u0103 bine.
20. Nu-\u0163i recuno\u015fti nevasta dec\u00eet dac\u0103 te ui\u0163i la ea printr-un fund de pahar.
21. Bestia aia de elef\u0103n\u0163el roz iar te-a urm\u0103rit p\u00een-acas\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

E\u015fti be\u0163iv atunci c\u00eend:1. Ai discu\u0163ii \u00een contradictoriu cu obiectele<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportingnews.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4519"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportingnews.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportingnews.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportingnews.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportingnews.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportingnews.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sportingnews.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportingnews.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sportingnews.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}