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-Prietenii www.statusuri-belea.com falsi sa imi dea un Buzz…astazi fac prezenta..<\/p>\n

n`am status acum … www.statusuri-belea.com da am avatar<\/p>\n

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Cititi mesaju` www.statusuri-belea.com important: foaieverdesolzidepesteuiteprostucumciteste<\/p>\n

Prietenul www.statusuri-belea.com meu imaginar crede ca ai probleme<\/p>\n

vand zi www.statusuri-belea.com de luni noua nouta la cutie. Accept schimb cu sambata seara chiar si la mana a doua<\/p>\n

Stiu ca www.statusuri-belea.com sunt blonda dar azi m-am vopsit P.S sunt la mare ,vin dupa ce mi-o tr%g….<\/p>\n

Viitoru suna bine , pacat ca nu raspunde nimeni<\/p>\n

pap un mar, www.statusuri-belea.com daca vedeti “idle” prea mult chemati salvarea, inseamna ca mi-a ramas maru in gat de la cat m-ati injurat.<\/p>\n

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“Ne pare rau www.statusuri-belea.com dar nu ai acces la acest utilizator de messenger”<\/p>\n

Ma cheama Gabi, www.statusuri-belea.com dar prietenii imi spun BA!<\/p>\n

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join the dark www.statusuri-belea.com side we have cookies<\/p>\n

– cine imi citeste www.statusuri-belea.com statusul ii un BOU –<\/p>\n

doar buzz.www.statusuri-belea.com nu mai am monitor<\/p>\n

psihologul mi-a spus ca sunt nebun, www.statusuri-belea.com vocile din cap insa imi spun ca nu e adevarat<\/p>\n

viata e un joc de cacat … www.statusuri-belea.com dar macar are grafica buna<\/p>\n

daca intr-o zi femeia pe care o iubesti iti e infidela www.statusuri-belea.com si-ti trece prin cap sa te arunci de pe balcon, adu-ti aminte ca ai coarne, boule, nu aripi !<\/p>\n

virusu’ www.statusuri-belea.com pacii o dat peste compu meu si mi-o sters toate manelele<\/p>\n

Meci. www.statusuri-belea.com E dinamo, deci ma puteti deranja.<\/p>\n

Poimaine se implinesc www.statusuri-belea.com 2 zile de cand nu mai fumez<\/p>\n

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Nu beau, nu fumez, nu ma droghez, nu-mi insel prietena, dorm de la 22 la 6, sunt foarte cuminte. Dar si cand ies din puscarie…<\/p>\n

Bate si ti se va deschide… www.statusuri-belea.com proces penal<\/p>\n

evita mahmureala\/ www.statusuri-belea.com ramai beat<\/p>\n

vino mama sa ma vezi, www.statusuri-belea.com muncitor la spatii verzi, c-am furat si eu ceva, si m-a prins politia<\/p>\n

bag p|_|!a in ea de viata;are careva un prezervativ?<\/p>\n

Hopefully this message www.statusuri-belea.com will distract you long enough for me to steal all your money. Thank<\/p>\n

Nu fumati in pat. www.statusuri-belea.com Ca nici noi nu facem sex in scrumiera.<\/p>\n

.Nope, www.statusuri-belea.com no wise status today<\/p>\n

shit happens… www.statusuri-belea.com .every fucking day….and you know what? somedays, twice a day!<\/p>\n

-save energy, www.statusuri-belea.com sleep in school<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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